Re: I AM SO HAPPY!


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Posted by daniel runyon at adsl-154-55-47.asm.bellsouth.net on January 16, 2003 at 20:04:23:

In Reply to: I AM SO HAPPY! posted by Virgo on January 16, 2003 at 19:10:19:

thats what i do too, but i do e-commerce sites for a small company
with sort of a flair for #1 placing sites on google, aol, yahoo, and
so on. (though not so good with msn, but fuck them anyway)
i made the guy at crapper an offer to get his site to rank higher
for free, no strings, and he didnt have interest. im not trying to
offer you anything, or even talk shop, im just sayin hello,
good job, kudos, heres a cookie, and all that shit. but, if you
do want to talk shop a couple a times, im cool.
anyway, i just got home from work(you wouldnt believe how
cool my office is. its candle lit, real small, with a desk and
3 drawer filing cabinet, with desktop and laptop, both XP
w/ dreamweaver, photoshop, cute ftp, and Kazaa. A chinese
new year dragon hangs over my head, and i have tibetan
prayer flags, alter, and wall hangings, with inscense, herbs
and offerings.) and im going to get you the info you requested
from the board very soon, sounds cool to me. when do you
need everybodys stuff? is sunday cool, or so? oh yeah, dont
be too envious of my job, i only make $250 a week.
last week i made a deposit in my debit card account
for $50, and my new balance was $23. so really, dont
let that depress you. and plus, this company has just
about been sunk 3 times, and we are barely floating.
times are tough. i just about got fired the other day
for filming on the job. im working on a movie
when the boss leaves. the office is in the back
of a head shop. i used to just work at the head
shop, but then i moved (well, actually, i lived a while on the
road in a van, traveling around and seeing the country
and meeting the people. if you came through
Yellowstone park, any time ain the last year
before the big 00, i took your ticket at the
Yellowstone IMAX theatre, or cooked your
pancakes, or outfitted you in a snowmobile suit. if you went
to San Juan Island off the coast of WA state to see the
orca whales, i cleanded the room you stayed in.
if you passed me while i was standing on the side of the
road 8 mi into the mountain outside of Susanville Ca,
while i was out of gas, then FUCK YOU!) and the job got filled, so i worked
for
these FUCKED UP NAZIS that own the only music store in this
little slice of DELIVERANCE, until i learned web design, and then
came back to do the sites for my friends business. (he owns the headshop,
but the e-commerce business is TOTALLY unrelated, in fact, we are
moving the web business to Nevada to avoid state tax(Kevin? Nv? J&SBPS,no state tax!)
......fuck all this typin, me gots to git git git goine
now goine now, goine on me way me gots togetgone...........maytheforcebewithyoualwaysmymanommanepadmehungyo
oh, and the headshop and much of a headshop any more, we got rid of the
500 water pipes and 500 hand pipes and no tellin HOW MANY double dong dildos and penis pumps and butt plugs and anal beads and STRANGE CHINEES SHIT. it was just too much hassle with the man, so we goine ligit on the web till we get it good enough going to move and say fuck that federal agent drawin andy griffith surrounded by shit, and plus, them fuckin stupid annimated J&SB clone BILL & TEDD's that came in were annoying.
well, they still do and are, but..... fuck i gotta gitimabusyman



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