Posted by MONDAY!? at c-24-125-75-184.va.client2.attbi.com on January 12, 2003 at 22:10:43:
In Reply to: KEVIN SMITH SEE YOU IIN CORT, BASTARD posted by Replay Randy on January 12, 2003 at 21:46:49:
i saw mallrats and went home and jumped off of a 2 story roof (a la SILENT BOB) but i wasn't tied to anything... anyway--- i landed my ass into my neighbor's prize winning roses. So she sued me, the cops finally caught up with me and i sued kevin... cause if it wasn't for clerks, and seeing J take those goofies without paying I wouldn't never kicked down the door of my other neighbor who was changing, nor would I have stuck that gerbil up my cat's ass NOR would I have made $32 million! Thanks Kevin smith!
small P.S.-- chasing amy was based on me! WHen i jumped off the roof I was wearing an ALCHAMY shirt... but only ALCH fit on the front, so the back said AMY. the cops would say over their radios "1 adam 12 where are you?" -- "CHASING AMY"