Re: hey Kevin what's up man where are you ?


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Posted by grizzly at ac8ddd24.ipt.aol.com on January 11, 2003 at 11:05:19:

In Reply to: hey Kevin what's up man where are you ? posted by Hunter/Renegade on January 11, 2003 at 10:19:15:

: I mean
: man this is his site right
: I just wondered
: he seems like a cool guy
: very down to earth and personable

: and I wrote him a compliment

: now I know the guy is buisy
: but come on man
: I just want a reply

: you can tell me to screw myself if you
: want
: something

: I realize there are alot of moronic posts on here
: and I waited like a week to check back to give some time

now theres one more!

: see part of the reason I decided to be a director
: was because I like his movies

: I think sometimes he loses alot of his audience with all the profanity
: and by no means do I think like Prince

well fuck man...prince was the one that told me to put more cursing in my movies.

: but I mean shit man
: where's the reply

: why have a site if you never talk or e-mail
: your fans

I'm here all the time, just not sure who my fans are, if any!

: I think you are under rated
: and you under rate your talent

Nobody overrates me more than me, i'm a wrestler for christs sake!

: In school I used to get made fun of by the other kids
: and eventually I started joking my way through classes
: and they all stopped giving me so much shit

: but I always stayed true to my friends who were true to me
: before evryone liked me
: because I still remembered when they were assholes

asshole friends are the best!

: I am just saying
: you (Kevin) are just a regular guy

Yes, thank you high fiber cereal.

: who succeeded
: I mean you are real
: not like Tom Cruise

: or these pretty boys
: you are a real guy
: your success gives everyone hope

:
: people want to be great for those fleeting seconds
: and when they are around you and others
: they feel good
: if even for a few seconds

Dont joke about my sex life like that, it happens to all guys eventually!

: you may not see it
: maybe not in your eyes
: but you could be the best
: director ever

: you constantly knock yourself
: and your movies on interviews and such

: but you are so talented
: your movies are shit
: compared to what you can do
: I know you can
: they are hysterically funny and they make my side split
: but you have more talent in you

could this statement be any MORE contradictory?

: I believe it is because you know people
: I am young
: and this makes me or what I have to say seem less valid

No, your empty arguments and pointless ramblings make you seem less valid!

: I am only 19

i wouldve guessed 12.

: with my whole
: like ahead of me

: but I have always known people
: this is what makes people love you

people love monkeys, not me.

: and your films
: because they feel they can relate

yes, cant tell you how many lesbians ive dated over the years!

: what makes all the other Hollywood
: shit out there seem so crappy

Vulgar does!

: is the fact that
: many famous(so called) famous people
: forget who they were before
: or they can't face it
: they were the nerdy kids with glasses
: or the fat kid
: who never got laid

I still am the fat kid who never gets laid!

: or this or that
: and they start acting better
: they forget

: and it's ok to forget who you were to an extent
: live today(today)

: but don't ever be that unhappy asshole actor/director
: who feels they are better
: and I don't think you do

: the point is
: you are one of the few real guys in this business
: and you need to stay that way

ok, but i must warn you, i'm working on a clone.

: you may think I am a nieve , foolish kid

: and I am
: as well as a bad speller and punctuator
: but I will one day succeed

Hell, look at george w, right!

: and my movies (probably after college) will be recognized
: and hopefully we can work on something

yeah, like "hooked on phonics".

: not like the Prince thing

???

: Jersey Girl is a step in the right direction for you
: that's my oppinion
: but who the hell knows man

thank you for your opinion.

: people love dick and fart jokes

no, people love monkeys!

: I am just saying
: good luck
: and please reply
: I am not aking for a free meal
: or a ride

good, cause i'm all out of bus tickets and hungry man dinners.

: I will succeed on my own steam

step into the 21st century, steam power is outdated.

: I just want to be taken seriously

too late

: and maybe responded to

: but stop knocking yourself
: you are a talented man
: but use it to the fullest use your potential
: because you were put here for a reason man
: something you do
: will impact maybe one person
: or maybe millions

FUCK, what have i been doing this whole time?

: but do you want to show them poop and fart movies
: or show them what you are saving

: I want to change the world with my films
: and make them funny and realistic and amazing

Advice, dick and fart jokes are funny, realistic, amazing and will change the world as we know it!

: I have close to 30 movies made in my head
: they aren't like yours
: which is neither good or bad
: they will show what most movies lack

: many movies forget to put life in the background
: the yelling kid
: or the homeless guy begging for change

not everybody lives in the ghetto, diversify man!

: life is missing in film now
: I want to change film

this message is a good start!

: and one day work on something with you
: not like the prince thing

???

: something we both have a passion for

monkeys?

: and I don't mean to sound like I am asking you out
: it's not like that
: I just think you are talented Kevin
: not in a kiss ass way

I actually prefer the kiss ass way.

: but seriously
: screw people if they don't like jersey girl
: even the people that say they will hate it
: are gonna be there
: so screw them man
: make your movies
: and if you love what you are doing
: they will also

yes, screw people!

: you probably won't read this anyways
: but I wrote it

yeah, i mostly just skimmed through this.

: so I said it

: later man
: and take care

thank you, looking forward to your monkey-less dick-and-fart joke free ghetto movie's!

Kevin


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