Posted by RubyTuesday at 165.134.150.27 on January 14, 2003 at 14:59:42:
In Reply to: Your poll, like most financial aid applications, posted by RubyTuesday on January 14, 2003 at 14:38:32:
: is too invasive. (Although I believe you forgot many many questions that the federal goverment is not too proud to ask. How many people live in your house? Are you a male, and if so, have you signed up to fight for your country? Do you own a farm? Are you an orphan or ward of the court? How much do you have in checking & savings right this second? What is the age of your older parent?)
: : It's always useful to know. It is.
: : Are you a US citizen? Yes.
: : What is your marital status? Married w/children.
: : What was your Mom's educational level? B.S.
: : What was your Dad's educational level? H.S.
: : Have you ever had a drug conviction? Not yet.
: : Are you a vetern of the US Armed Forces? No way.
: : Was your household income under $25,000 last year? No.
: : What will be/was your major? Armchair Psychology/Minor in Business
: : What's your shoe size? 8 & 1/2
: : CD, DVD, or MTV? DVD all the way.
: : What college will/did you attend? SIUE (Yes, it's a state school. Fuck you, you snobs.)
: : Do you believe that college is a place to: a) Learn; b) Party; c) Get Freaky with Copious Amounts of Co-Eds; d) "Discover" yourself?
It's a place to learn about discovering yourself partying freakily w/copious amounts of co-eds.
: : Finally, if not using the financial aid for tuition, what is it's purpose?
You've already answered this question. Use your financial aid for learning about discovering yourself partying freakily w/copious amounts of co-eds. You know that can get expensive!