ill take your poll and raise you a pole

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: : It's always useful to know. : : Are you a US citizen? : ~~last i checked : : What is your marital status? : ~~no ring on this finger : : What was your Mom's educational level? : ~~5th grade : : What was your Dad's educational level? : ~~kindergarten : : Have you ever had a drug conviction? : ~~yep : : Are you a vetern of the US Armed Forces? : ~~does it increase my chances of getting accepted? how bout laid? : : Was your household income under $25,000 last year? : ~~yep. : : What will be/was your major? : ~~psychology of co-ed dorm living : : What's your shoe size? : ~~hehehehe......i dont have a penis. good one though : : CD, DVD, or MTV? : ~~VH1 : : What college will/did you attend? : ~~college? : : Do you believe that college is a place to: a) Learn; b) Party; c) Get Freaky with Copious Amounts of Co-Eds; d) "Discover" yourself? : ~~b, c, d : : Finally, if not using the financial aid for tuition, what is it's purpose? : ~~is this an essay question?

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