Posted by bob_the_rather_irrate_monkey at webcacheb08a.cache.pol.co.uk on December 13, 2002 at 15:43:06:
"Hellbound", starring Chuck Norris, Whoopi Goldberg and some guy with hilarious long hair and nails claiming to be the spawn of Satan. An instant classic.
Greatest movie line of all time.......
"Close the door......DO NOT FAIL ME!"
(An angry skeletor underestimates the competence of his minions slightly in Masters of the Universe.)