Posted by Matty U at dun_95_192.hypermax.net.au on December 19, 2002 at 05:53:14:
In Reply to: I miss the Ferret Baron :-( posted by Vincent on December 19, 2002 at 05:40:32:
A man goes into a bar one evening and is surprised to see a ferret with no teeth, on the bar. He asks the barman what the ferret is for.
"That, sir, " says the barman, "is a gentleman's pleasure."
So saying he puts the ferret down the front of the man's trousers. The ferret scurries around for a minute and then gives the man the best oral sex he's ever had.
Afterward, he asks the bartender if he can buy the ferret for $500.
"No can do, " he says, " it cost me a lot, what with the dental work and everything."
The man then offers $1000 and the bartender accepts.
That night the man takes the ferret home and goes into the kitchen where his battle-axe wife is eating chocolates. He puts the ferret on the table and says: " Look what I bought for $1000. Its a gentleman's pleasure."
"What do you expect me to do with it?" asks the witch.
"Teach it to cook and then piss off!" says the man.
I'm not saying thats why you have the ferret baron, just thought you might appreciate the ferret humor.