Posted by n0thin6 at tcsndslgw4poolc139.tcsn.uswest.net on December 14, 2002 at 05:00:42:
i found this page, where this person is commenting on all the retarded names people give their children, in hopes of making them "unique" and i saw this entry:
"My son's name is Gavin Orion. I'm due in September. The names we've picked out are Lyra Star for a girl, and Dante Randall for a boy. We tried to stay away from family or "too common" names. (Ours are Rachel and Jason)"
Dante Randall? Look, I like "Clerks" too, but that's just going too far. And Lyra? No child should be made out of the same material as leotards.
http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/7.html