Posted by rcpweiner at 12-251-152-171.client.attbi.com on December 16, 2002 at 17:55:43:
In Reply to: Kevin! please answer a.s.a.p. posted by Duo2K on December 16, 2002 at 17:44:11:
Kevin Smith
3675 Churlish Dr. Apt. C
Red Bank, NJ 07701
I think that will work. Go ahead and send the questions and here are some steps you should follow as you wait for the letter.
Step 1: Wake up
Step 2: Wait for mail
Step 3: Re-examine your life
Step 4: Get mail
Step 5: Look through the mail, wishing and hoping and praying
Step 6: Remember this feeling of disappointment
Step 7: Cry for an hour and fifteen minutes
Step 8: Masturbate
Step 9: Go to sleep
Step 10: Repeat all steps
Do this for a month, maybe two, and then send another letter.
After waiting again (following all of the previous steps) send another letter.
Do this for 37 times.
If he doesn't answer by then, kill yourself.