Posted by Something-Like-37 at cache-da05.proxy.aol.com on November 16, 2002 at 00:34:42:
A guy goes to a $5 whore. They have sex, and the next morning he wakes up and realizes he's got crabs. He finds her later that day and says, "What the fuck's your problem! You gave me crabs!" and she said "You only paid $5, what did you expect lobster?!"
Tyler.