Posted by GuinnessGuy(poolboy) at balkamp.com on November 20, 2002 at 14:30:21:
In Reply to: Has anbody met Kevin??? *NT* posted by MoobyGuru on November 20, 2002 at 14:20:53:
his last name was Upton...everyone at our High School called him 'Cat Balls' because rumor had it he had a fancy for playing with feline jewels. The kid was unstable at best, and was about as thick-headed one can be without drooling on ones self. Played bass drum in the marching band and many a practice ended with him taking off from the field because eveyone meowed at him.
The last straw came in early spring his senior year, the morning announcement crew decided to do an all cat themed announcement before Channel 1. The show started with the Meow Mix theme song and went on from there. Now I got to see the kid break down because he was in my Spanish 2 class and had already been on edge because of a game of 'what am I?' in which a mean spirited guy meowed and requested someone let go of his balls. Now when the music kicks in I am ready because, I was in on it, but everyone else had no clue....that day you could hear laughter echo down the hallways and you could see the kids heart just break, much like Ralphy's heart broke in that episode of the Simpsons....
It was classic...good times for all....
Last I heard, Kevin was a nude dancer and was very popular around the male clients of the bar her worked at....good for him.