Santa Clause Vs. the Speak n' Spell

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Posted by Snip, the magic carpet rider! at 198.153.26.125 on November 19, 2002 at 21:58:05:

Santa: Oh! Ho! Ho! Ho! I remember you!
Speak & Spell: You've probably seen me in E.T. It was a very popular film.

Santa: Oh I know. You wouldn't believe how many times my sled has been mistaken for a UFO.

Speak & Spell: Riiight. Anyway, on to my presents.

Santa: Of course! What would you like?

Speak & Spell: Some batteries.

Santa: Shouldn't be a problem. Anything else?

Speak & Spell: Can you introduce me to the Dude, you're gettin' a Dell kid? I need a new spokesperson.

Santa: I don't know... he's been on my naughty list for quite a while. He has this thing with putting tacks in his teacher's chair. Fruitcake whacked Hermey in the head, 51% to 49%.
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: Santa: Oh! Ho! Ho! Ho! I remember you! : Speak & Spell: You've probably seen me in E.T. It was a very popular film. : Santa: Oh I know. You wouldn't believe how many times my sled has been mistaken for a UFO. : Speak & Spell: Riiight. Anyway, on to my presents. : Santa: Of course! What would you like? : Speak & Spell: Some batteries. : Santa: Shouldn't be a problem. Anything else? : Speak & Spell: Can you introduce me to the Dude, you're gettin' a Dell kid? I need a new spokesperson. : Santa: I don't know... he's been on my naughty list for quite a while. He has this thing with putting tacks in his teacher's chair. Fruitcake whacked Hermey in the head, 51% to 49%. : _________________________________________________________________________ : Like that?

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