Posted by Von Rauffenstein at 211-pool1.ras10.ilchi.alerondial.net on November 11, 2002 at 16:39:30:
he told me due to the influential posts by Churlish, he is now going to digitally insert Jay and Silent Bob into his latest flick, Jersey Girl. He also states he's going to have them doing random shit such as: smoking weed, rappin' verses, and lighting their pubic hair on fire. He'd also like to thank Churlish for his influential thoughts and turning him in the right direction... and I quote "What the Fuck was I thinking not putting Jay and Silent Bob in Jersey Girl? Good lord, why would I want to write something deeply emotional and rid of two stoners who are the apple of Churlish's eye....how can I ever part with two characters who have proven successful before? I now plan on making Jay and Silent Bob movies for the rest of my life, and ridding of any thought from my movies. Why Would I want to continue to grow, achieve, and set out to become an even greater writer/director, when their is limitless possibilities for Jay and Silent Bob?" end quote.
Churlish, give Kevin a call at 555-4567. He plans on ridding of producer Scott Mosier, and giving you his job.
Your Friend,
--The lesser known Kevin whom also visits this board