Posted by TobybloE at pcp02579312pcs.levtwn01.pa.comcast.net on November 12, 2002 at 21:26:22:
This is typical of my life
Story: At work I need to go #2, so I take a break and go to the bathroom. I pick a stall, sit, and lock the door. I do my business, get up to leave and wouldn't ya know it, the fucking lock is jammed. The door won't open, I try for five minutes, I'm a prisioner. So I swallow my pride, and slide my body along the toilet floor under the stall to freedom. Then as I recap the situation in my head, I think of how lucky I was that the floor was somewhat clean... I think how lucky I was!... there is no god