Posted by Slippery Pete at 24-148-51-28.na.21stcentury.net on August 24, 2002 at 06:13:55:
why?
cause I'm drunk and bored.
what regular board poster (his name may or may not appear in red) wrote this line as part of a script while high, only to re-read it sober and realize how unfunny it really is:
"My thumb is fat like a mattress"
the winner gets a handjob from the crackwhore of his choosing