Posted by Tom (POJK) at webcacheb09a.cache.pol.co.uk on August 03, 2002 at 23:53:51:
In Reply to: Actually... posted by Hamster69 on August 03, 2002 at 23:46:40:
And it's only long because... well, I'm not sure really. I don't particularly like making them long, but that's the only way I can seem to do things - I'm trying to make them a little more 'segmented' though, so it's less of a strain to read all the long blocks of text. Anyway... thanks for looking at it, and if you do want to get that festering skull feeling, check out Merf's column. It's a gal reviewing porn sites, so it's kind of arousing and kind of filthy at the same time.
: Zaniness or no, your column was actually pretty nice. A little too long (and I'm not saying that from a short attention span standpoint either) but it didn't make me want to scrub the insides of my skull after reading it so I figure you're fine... even if you are British... with a bit of the homosexual in you (tell him to quit squirming)...
: I think you should call your column "The Colour of Morale" or something equally as oddly pretentious and overloaded with extra letters...
: : ...probably best to acquaint yourself with my 'zaniness' before reading an extended block of my writing. Then, once you know me a little better, it'll be harder for you to tell me that you think I'm either a) an idiot, b) totally not funny and/or c) possibly gay. Instead, you'll just shuffle your feet and mumble something about it being 'alright', which will be a lot less damaging to my ego. Well, in the short-term at least.