Posted by Kev.Hoffman!!! at 1cust7.tnt1.random-lake.wi.da.uu.net on June 17, 2002 at 01:47:33:
1) Define the Universe. Give examples.
Well any answer to this question is fine. Basically what one sees as the universe the other may see as a pile of shit. It all depends on the persons philosiphy on life, for example: the may judge things by only what they see (ie stuff around them, the people thatng hang around with) or with a more deeper meaning (ie god, never ending) or what the scientists tell them (milky way, planets, ect.) So by answering this question truthfully you were really telling me what kind of person you are: live for the moment, a thinker, or easily lead. It really all depends on how you see life and the world. So your one of the three.
2) Would you rather be here or there?
Here meaning where you are in the present time or there meaning the future or the past. So this question was asking: do you like the way things stand in your life, or would you rather have things different or the way they were? It was opininated so there is no answer for say, just a question of how are things in your life.
3) Who would make a better upside-down cake Randall Graves or Dante Hicks?
I had just eaten some upside down cake while watching clerks and felt obligated to ask this question...my answer would be that both would make the cake but Randals would be better. Randal wouldn't fuck around while making it...he would add that extra something to make it really cool, but Dante would bitch all day about how he wasn't supposed to make the cake...but in the end would make it because he didnt want me to yell at him, and then he would say sorry. But seeing as i made him make the damn cake he would make it really half assed and tell randal how he wasnt supposed to make it, and go to funerals and play hockey while it's baking.
4) If a tree falls in the woods, and not a single person is around….does it give an equal and opposite reaction??? (which of Newton’s laws is this?)
of course, Newtons third law doesnt lie even when someone isnt around to see it. This on time in my cousin walters backyard, while he was trying to suck his own dick while shoving hampsters in his ass, lighting struck a tree and fell and hit his barn. when his mom came home and found his dick in his mouth they realized that a tree had hit his barn...even though no one was around to see it, the tree still crushed the barn startled walter and snapped his neck.
5) Three bears are walking through the woods a tree falls on one of them….is it the same tree as in question 4?
No because the fucking tree hit the barn.
6) Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego??”
I dont know...I just remember this show when i was a kid.
7) Pie is used to determine what? Is it delicious, yes or no?
Pie determines how hungry you are. Pi determine area of a circle. PIe is delicious...yes...and thats how it determines how hungry you are.
Follow up for bonus kudos……How many calories is in one McDonalds apple pie?
260, i managed a mcdonalds
& finally
8) What time is it on the moon?
Well, my friend, there is no time on the moon. man has created no set time for the moon. But I can only assume that it would have to be determined by it's rotation around the earth and its spinning motion. Since the earth is determined from it's rotation around the sun, the moon must be from the rotation around the earth, it just makes more sense that way.