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Posted by adamapple76 at pool-141-157-119-205.balt.east.verizon.net on June 17, 2002 at 01:00:48:

In Reply to: The Best Poll Ever Seen By Man!! posted by Kev.Hoffman!!! on June 16, 2002 at 23:06:54:

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: 1) Define the Universe. Give examples.
The universe is contained in this thread. We are puppets, and we will never be told who the puller of the strings is, if their is one. The world could be an existentiallist void, or purgatory. And we will never know the difference because the journey is ultimately the only one upon which humans can derive any meaning from life. Notice how we all pull something different from it.

: 2) Would you rather be here or there?
Here. I tend to think that life is a journey. When the journey ends or is over, youa re there. So for me, being there is like the end of life.

: 3) Who would make a better upside-down cake Randall Graves or Dante Hicks?
Dante, because he may obsess, he may whine,b ut he will follow the directions. Randal would just throw the stuff together, not read them and then act surprised when it came out flat as a pancake and tasting like shoe leather.

: 4) If a tree falls in the woods, and not a single person is around….does it give an equal and opposite reaction??? (which of Newton’s laws is this?)

I would certainly hope so, unless the laws of physics are different when no one is around.

: 5) Three bears are walking through the woods a tree falls on one of them….is it the same tree as in question 4?
Obviously not. The bears are someone.

: 6) Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego??”
In the bargain bin for 9.99

: 7) Pie is used to determine what? Is it delicious, yes or no?
Pie? Its used to judge baking contests. Is it delicious depends on which one you taste.

: Follow up for bonus kudos……How many calories is in one McDonalds apple pie?

260 (yaaahhhh Weight Watchers books!)

: 8) What time is it on the moon?

NFC

Adam

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: : : : : 1) Define the Universe. Give examples. : The universe is contained in this thread. We are puppets, and we will never be told who the puller of the strings is, if their is one. The world could be an existentiallist void, or purgatory. And we will never know the difference because the journey is ultimately the only one upon which humans can derive any meaning from life. Notice how we all pull something different from it. : : : 2) Would you rather be here or there? : Here. I tend to think that life is a journey. When the journey ends or is over, youa re there. So for me, being there is like the end of life. : : : 3) Who would make a better upside-down cake Randall Graves or Dante Hicks? : Dante, because he may obsess, he may whine,b ut he will follow the directions. Randal would just throw the stuff together, not read them and then act surprised when it came out flat as a pancake and tasting like shoe leather. : : : 4) If a tree falls in the woods, and not a single person is around….does it give an equal and opposite reaction??? (which of Newton’s laws is this?) : I would certainly hope so, unless the laws of physics are different when no one is around. : : : 5) Three bears are walking through the woods a tree falls on one of them….is it the same tree as in question 4? : Obviously not. The bears are someone. : : 6) Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego??” : In the bargain bin for 9.99 : : 7) Pie is used to determine what? Is it delicious, yes or no? : Pie? Its used to judge baking contests. Is it delicious depends on which one you taste. : : Follow up for bonus kudos……How many calories is in one McDonalds apple pie? : 260 (yaaahhhh Weight Watchers books!) : : 8) What time is it on the moon? : NFC : Adam

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