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: Can't believe I actually took the time, but I did. I couldn't resist... : 1) Define the Universe. Give examples. : -Not so sure about 'the' Universe, but MY Universe consists of waking up every morning to the cries of, "You're not gonna do this all summer," and thinking about living on my own again in... exactly 63 days. Then, going outside and realizing that life's not that bad - the sun's still there. Many random things help to make up my Universe, including (in alphabetical order): : -anp : -beck : -beer bellies : -blackalicious : -bloodhound gang, the : -bullcrar.com : -candy necklaces : -cibo matto : -cornershop : -"Do it to Julia!" : -eggplant casserole : -fat boys : -fresh veggies : -girls who look like Betty Page : -grommit : -harmony korine : -hell : -horse-mane shampoo : -hummingbird feeders : -ice cream fantastic : -jackson 5 : -livejournal : -mashed potatoes & lumpy gravy : -my quilt : -my watch : -noise : -omphaloskepsis : -peppermint body wash : -pet shop boys : -punk rawk : -reeeekord stores : -rock candy : -rubber bracelets : -rugby shirts : -singing in the shower : -tan lines : -<3travis<3 : -velvet underground : -ween : -welcome to the dollhouse : -writing on my undies : ...but I guess I could describe THE Universe as.. the existance of everything as we know it....matter....gas...lifeforms...planets....beer. : a vast sea of solar systems, lifeforms and space junk, and cartoons. : 2) Would you rather be here or there? : -It's human habit (not nature, habit) to want to be there rather than here, so I suppose there. Damn.. just thinking of all of them over there makes me reallll jealous. : 3) Who would make a better upside-down cake Randall Graves or Dante Hicks? : -Hmm.. I'd say Randal Graves. Dante would worry too much about how it'd turn out. Randal would follow the recipe, maybe throw a couple of extra things in to make it extra-super yummy, whereas Dante would get so caught up in why it's not actually upside down, that he'd mess it all up, whine about it, and then cry like a girl. : 4) If a tree falls in the woods, and not a single person is around….does it give an equal and opposite reaction??? : -Hmm.. if the tree exerts energy, the energy is the action, and the tree falling is the reaction, so yeah. That'd be #3. : 5) Three bears are walking through the woods a tree falls on one of them….is it the same tree as in question 4? : -No, because you used present tense in both of the statements; therefore, the tree in question 4 fell then, and this one (in question 5) fell then... or something. Did that sound good? : 6) Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?? : -She's usually somewhere retarded like South Africa or the eastern seaboard. Why not go somewhere benefitting like.. uhh.. the mall or something? That trenchcoat is wayyyy outta date. : 7) Pie is used to determine what? Is it delicious, yes or no? : -How good my mom's cooking techniques are that day; only if it's chocolate with meringue on top. : ..but seriously.. "PI" consists of two parts - a whole number and a decimal extension. The whole number represents what we imagine to be perfect - the observable Universe. The decimal extension equals the dynamic quality of existence or the indefinite 'motion'of nothingness. It's used to determine the circumference of a circle (which equals PI x the diameter). : Follow up for bonus kudos…… : How many calories is in one McDonalds apple pie? : -260 (yes, I was on weightwatchers.) : & finally : 8) What time is it on the moon? : you so sillllllllly.

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