Posted by fuckin_shit at 24-205-66-11.gln-dyn.charterpipeline.net on June 17, 2002 at 00:31:42:
i just thought up a great movie idea, if kevin would bring us back in the viewaskew world. ok get this:
We discover banky really is gay. full on gay. so he meets wally, played by the midget in the panisonic ads kevin did. hilarious buttfucking jokes insure. heres the catch. wally is alissas long lost brother. so the 2 meet in a supermarket and wally goes home to tell banky. banky, unaware its aylissa agreees to met her over dinner with wally. so they go to sizzler and they all meet up. of course aylissa and banky are shocked its each other. anyway they end up going home and getting in this big 3 some. so holden comes up to bankys and wallys house to see how is friend is doing after all these years. through a window he sees the orgy takin place. hes furious! how could you fuck banky and a midget and not banky and me he screams at aylissa. best line in the movie. soon after, aylissa dies in a car crash. to comfort holden, goes jay and silnet bob along with jays girfriend justice, now released from prison. at the funeral, justice and holden talk and talk and soon they are falling in love and fucking in an empty casket. jays furious. so is bob. justice steals all of jays left over money and she and holden go to spain. so then jay convinces banky and wally to travel to spain to beat the shit out of holden. banky is pissed at holden for being such a fuckin dick. so along the way they meet up with an angry rabbi played by george carlin, and some black guy played by chris rock. they all die though. so finally they get to spain and kill holden. oh and then we find out holden and randel are gay. and it ends with randel, dante, wally and banky in a gay sex train. but then thats sorta sick, so it would really end with justice and eliza dusku who pops up at the end, to be eating each other out. yayy