Re: The Best Poll Ever Seen By Man!!

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: : : 1) Define the Universe. Give examples. : Given the universal set U, defining boundaries could be done geometrically by describing its most extreme polls, i.e. properties most radically opposite to eachother, therefore a closed subset of 4 contrasting elements would therefore be enough to concisely define U. : {Brian Dennehy, Carrot Top, Gary Sinese, Booong} : was suggested by mathematician Gary Holden in 1943 at the anual Cosmological/Astrophysics Convention at Muunich, but was later disproved by applying Booong to Gary Sinese, which is infact Brian Dennehy squared. : currently the closest formulaeic set to define these boundaries as proposed by a very stoned Dr. Michio Kacku : are {peanut butter jar U Iron Chef}/3:14 * derivative P{Big PHAT ASS poopshoot} - (Gary Sinese, hippo shuffle} XY/(gary coleman^3)-1 : but gravity is still not explained by hippo shuffle in some finite cases, so the overall description of U is still incomplete. : : : 2) Would you rather be here or there? : yes. : : 3) Who would make a better upside-down cake Randall Graves or Dante Hicks? : Dante Hicks, only because he has better materials around. mainy all that videotape next door. : : 4) If a tree falls in the woods, and not a single person is around….does it give an equal and opposite reaction??? (which of Newton’s laws is this?) : third law, conservation of energy. and no, he was wrong about this, if noone is around to observe the falling tree, it infact bounces around wee-nilly doing breakdance moves before finally getting bitch-slapped by some annoyed squirrel, bust-mastah squirrel, represent. :'? : : 5) Three bears are walking through the woods a tree falls on one of them….is it the same tree as in question 4? : because neither the trees or the bears exist in a hypothetical question, we can assume that they probably exist in a pre-quantum state. Bearing that there are three bears and one tree, it is just as likely for the tree to fall on anoy of the bears, but more likely that bear number 2 infact falls on the tree, where in the a bear is standing in the woods, and 2 bears and one walking tree come upon it. Because of the greater improbability of this happening, it infact inversely has more potential energy in a pre-quantum state, meaning it is more likely to be unlikely, therefore most likely in a hypothetical scenerio. : the only greater event state would be casey casum falling on the tree, the tree then falling on the bears which in turn instantaneously become Dave Chappel in Bermuda Shorts. : : 6) Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego??” : right here, nudges her in bed. wink wink. : : : 7) Pie is used to determine what? Is it delicious, yes or no? : apparently what the rock is cooking, but only if the ratio of the circumfrance of his ass to the product of the radius^2 of the pie times its odor is infact blueberry. : : : Follow up for bonus kudos……How many calories is in one McDonalds apple pie? : 2. : : & finally : : 8) What time is it on the moon? : moon-time. perpendicular to the international date line give or take 2 shades of contentment. : : Okay, okay so some was trivia but who cares it should still weed out the boys from men…the girls from woman, and the newbies from the rest… : : !!PEACE!! : : Kevin H.

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