Posted by LoveLee at ac9c4d09.ipt.aol.com on June 16, 2002 at 06:42:31:
Ok This is JUST FUNNY!
I do not know WHO it is about, but feel free to vote for who you think it is!!!!
Sorry no link, but it isn't long..
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Getting those abs cut into a rippling six-pack isn't the easiest of jobs. Believe me, I know. (You do too, admit it.)
Especially when that extra bit of oomph needed at the end of a weary workout causes a bit of an eruption. As in flatulence.
A certain lady-lovin' dude used to work out at an exclusive center with his trainer.
And in between sweating and strutting his stuff, this charming (and very talented) actor loved to chat with the babes. The preferred choice of this sorta-gentleman? Blondes, to be sure.
Only I highly doubt he landed any dates with his sound effects. Consistently, with each and every upward lurch this dark-haired dude performed, he emitted a loud and stinky bodily boo-boo. One. Fart. Two. Fart. Three...oh, get me some Glade already.
His reaction? Nothing. The air-assaulter continued with his sound-effects tummy work, chattering and smiling as if not a single thing was unusual.
Luckily, Mr. Messy-Poo has since set up a gym at home for private sessions--away from the watching (and watering) eyes. And now the only person holding his breath, come crunch time, is his unlucky (but well-compensated) trainer.
Hahaha :)
LoveLee