Posted by Donnacha at 12-249-189-173.client.attbi.com on June 15, 2002 at 19:21:01:
In Reply to: OK POLL....Uncle in bad mood... posted by LoveLee on June 15, 2002 at 19:14:21:
1. Divine Benevolent Creator or Evolution?
Both. Duh.
2. What song best describes your life right now?
"Chains" by Tina Arena.
3. What is the most recent movie that made you cry?
I don't think a film has made me cry, ever. I possess a cold, black heart.
4. Do you believe they can clone HUMANS?
Um, "they" have. Read the news.
5. Do you think they WILL?
See above.
6. Manic or Depressive?
Happy median.
7. Are you submitting a story to DocGeneSpice?
What? I'm intrigued.
8. If you could ask one question to "God", what would it be?
"So why not come on down and prove your existence to all the unfaithful? Oh, wait, the whole point is that they have FAITH in God. Sorry I asked. I'm an idiot. Oh, well, you knew that already. Jesus, I'm such a... SORRY! I'M SOOOOORRY! I just get this way around celebrities..."
9. What do you think Crop Circles are?
Geometric designs in crops. Hello! They're CALLED Crop circles.
10. Is Steven Speilberg an Extra Terrestial?
No, he's a directing terrestrial. The extras are the people called in to play guests at parties, members of crowds etc.
11. What comes to mind when you hear the word, Scrumpdilliumptous?
My older sister saying nonsensical words that only idiots, Mary Poppins and older sisters say.
12. Was OJ guilty?
Yes. I saw him on TV. He was clearly speeding.