Posted by sean at threshold8n.jpmorgan.com on June 14, 2002 at 17:06:02:
In Reply to: Light a candle, burn your Amy DVD, it's all over posted by lexyoga on June 14, 2002 at 17:02:07:
: Jennifer fucking Lopez!? Now I'm depressed.
Well, then keep breathing and tell yourself "It's only a movie" over and over again.
: I'll never watch anything Askew ever again.
Wow, what a true fan. Not even "I won't watch anything with Jennifer Lopez in it", but the mark of a true fan, "I'll never go near your company again." It must be hard to watch movies, since you've just ruled out the films of Francis Ford Coppola, Steven Soderbergh, Oliver Stone, and all the other great directors who have also found Lopez to be a quality actress.
: What a fucking waste. Fuck you, Kevin, for getting my hopes up on this one.
Why? What was your hope, exactly, that he has shattered with a movie you haven't seen yet?
: You'll aparently never be as good as "Amy" again.
Yes, but if you're really abandoning him, then shouldn't that be "You'll apparently never be even as good as 'Strike Back' again"? [feel free to replace 'Strike Back' with the name of your least favorite pre-Lopez Askew film]
: Time to move on, everyone. May I suggest Lot 47 Films?
Oh, I get it. You're mad 'cause he's just not "indie" enough for you anymore. Let me give you a little advice -- you're a dick.