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: : : : Kevin, : : : : Of all people, I am not one of the dopes that come on here and gripe about how much of an idiot you are; to the contrary, I think you are brilliant and make the best movies to be found anywhere. But, this mainstream J.Lo thing has got me worried. Sure, Affleck is as much mentionable in the gleam of Hollywood as J.Lo, but Affleck is an original and awesome. J.Lo is a shiny coin that is often used to attract attention. : : : : I was kinda scared about Van Der Beek and Biggs in Strike Back, but J.Lo is going way too far. : : : : I hope you don't think I am one of these punk kids that comes on here to rave about stupid shit. I am actually a big fan, ordered tons from Secret stash online and have all the movies. I am just a bit concern with your twist of taste. : : : : Man, make Lee Afflecks girlfriend even! At least then I wouldn't have "Love Don't Cost a Thing" ringing constantly in the ear when I go to see this movie! : : : : I'm sure you have the whole thing planned out, and you think it will be perfect with J.Lo in Jersey Girl. You will probably make more on this movie than any movie prior. But, you may also lose your most valuable asset -- your original fans. : : : : : : : : Thanks, : : : : Nick Tomkin : : : : : : : : : Everyone have the Jennifer Lopez thing in perspective now? Good. : : : : : Man, it was ugly in here for a little while. : : : : : Anyhoo, just checking in with some stuff. : : : : : Went to "Daredevil" again the other night, and saw the teaser that'll : : : : : run before "Minority Report." It's just flat-out tremendous. Lots of : : : : : footage (in quick cuts, of course), including Ben in costume, Elektra : : : : : Garner spinning her sais, and Bullseye in action. This oughta quiet : : : : : anybody who's running around cyber-space bitching about the flick. : : : : : For the record, I am NOT in talks with Warner Brothers about the : : : : : "Batman" franchise (though after being on the "DD" set that handful of : : : : : times, I wish I was). I don't know where people get this stuff. : : : : : I've seen sculpts of the "Clerks" cartoon figures, and they're genius. : : : : : Clete Shields is doing Jay and Silent Bob cold cast statues that we : : : : : should have ready for Christmas, and they, too, are genius. : : : : : It's looking like Philly for sure for the "Jersey Girl" shoot, with a week : : : : : in Highlands and a week in NYC. Also, being based in Philly will : : : : : allow us to hop over the bridge and actually shoot all non-stage stuff : : : : : in New Jersey. Kind of appropriate, considering the film's title. : : : : : Saw "The Bourne Identity" last night. If for no other reason, see it to : : : : : watch Matty beat the living shit out of people. He comes off very : : : : : Batman (comics Batman, not movie Batman). : : : : : Also saw "The Sum of All Fears" last week, in which Ben makes it : : : : : very clear he's a bona fide movie star now. So weird to watch the flick : : : : : (which I really dug) and think "This motherfucker used to sleep on my : : : : : couch." I mean, it'd be like as if Harrison Ford used to sleep on my : : : : : couch. Or Clooney. Or Pitt. Or all three of them together, fucking on : : : : : my couch. And I was always like "Harrison! George! Brad! Stop : : : : : getting cum all over my couch!" And they were like "We can't help it, : : : : : man! We loves to fuck man-pussy!" : : : : : Alright, it's not like that at all. But you get the picture. : : : : : The completed "Spider-Man/Black Cat" first issue is done and off to : : : : : the printers. Looks fucking gorgeous. Reads okay. I've gotta stop : : : : : writing for insanely talented artists, because the script never lives up : : : : : to the artwork. Time to start working with total no-talents, so that my : : : : : story gets to outshine the art. : : : : : And after a month of working out and changing the diet completely, : : : : : I've lost twenty pounds. Lots more to go, but a nice start. It's feels : : : : : good to drop the weight, but feels even better to be stronger, building : : : : : muscle and whatnot. Mind you, I'm not so strong that I could : : : : : physically stop Harrison Ford, George Clooney, and Brad Pitt from : : : : : fucking on my couch, but still. : : : : : In closing, I don't want any man-on-man-on-man three-ways on my : : : : : couch. The coffee table, sure; but not the couch. : : : : : And don't forget: Movie Poop Shoot. June 17th.

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