Posted by Irwin M. Fletcher at ip209-183-70-130.ts.indy.net on June 07, 2002 at 15:34:09:
In Reply to: Is it safe? posted by Kevin on June 07, 2002 at 15:27:27:
: Everyone have the Jennifer Lopez thing in perspective now? Good.
: Man, it was ugly in here for a little while.
: Anyhoo, just checking in with some stuff.
: Went to "Daredevil" again the other night, and saw the teaser that'll
: run before "Minority Report." It's just flat-out tremendous. Lots of
: footage (in quick cuts, of course), including Ben in costume, Elektra
: Garner spinning her sais, and Bullseye in action. This oughta quiet
: anybody who's running around cyber-space bitching about the flick.
: For the record, I am NOT in talks with Warner Brothers about the
: "Batman" franchise (though after being on the "DD" set that handful of
: times, I wish I was). I don't know where people get this stuff.
: I've seen sculpts of the "Clerks" cartoon figures, and they're genius.
: Clete Shields is doing Jay and Silent Bob cold cast statues that we
: should have ready for Christmas, and they, too, are genius.
: It's looking like Philly for sure for the "Jersey Girl" shoot, with a week
: in Highlands and a week in NYC. Also, being based in Philly will
: allow us to hop over the bridge and actually shoot all non-stage stuff
: in New Jersey. Kind of appropriate, considering the film's title.
: Saw "The Bourne Identity" last night. If for no other reason, see it to
: watch Matty beat the living shit out of people. He comes off very
: Batman (comics Batman, not movie Batman).
: Also saw "The Sum of All Fears" last week, in which Ben makes it
: very clear he's a bona fide movie star now. So weird to watch the flick
: (which I really dug) and think "This motherfucker used to sleep on my
: couch." I mean, it'd be like as if Harrison Ford used to sleep on my
: couch. Or Clooney. Or Pitt. Or all three of them together, fucking on
: my couch. And I was always like "Harrison! George! Brad! Stop
: getting cum all over my couch!" And they were like "We can't help it,
: man! We loves to fuck man-pussy!"
: Alright, it's not like that at all. But you get the picture.
: The completed "Spider-Man/Black Cat" first issue is done and off to
: the printers. Looks fucking gorgeous. Reads okay. I've gotta stop
: writing for insanely talented artists, because the script never lives up
: to the artwork. Time to start working with total no-talents, so that my
: story gets to outshine the art.
: And after a month of working out and changing the diet completely,
: I've lost twenty pounds. Lots more to go, but a nice start. It's feels
: good to drop the weight, but feels even better to be stronger, building
: muscle and whatnot. Mind you, I'm not so strong that I could
: physically stop Harrison Ford, George Clooney, and Brad Pitt from
: fucking on my couch, but still.
: In closing, I don't want any man-on-man-on-man three-ways on my
: couch. The coffee table, sure; but not the couch.
: And don't forget: Movie Poop Shoot. June 17th.