hi, this is kevin smith

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: : Kevin-Like your work! Hilarious shit! : Why, thank you, young man! : : I rent from Hollywood video, : As opposed to Blockbuster? Good boy! : :and they have two versions of the "Dogma" DVD. One says 'Special Edition' and has cover art on the front. The other one has the title of the movie and looks like it was printed on leather, yet it wasn't. What is the difference between the two (retail price and special features), because I haven't seen the movie yet. : The difference between the two is that the one with the sky blue cover (the same cover as the VHS) is much, much better than the one with the cover art. In fact, it's so much better that the one with the cover art that says "Special Edition" had to be put on two discs instead of just one. Isn't that sad? : : Also, I learned about your upcoming project, entitled "Jersey Girl" from www.corona.bc.ca. : Good research, man. I had first hear of "Jersey Girl" from that site, and I'm the fucking writer of the screenplay! : :What is the status on the film : It's currently in production. We have to shoot the J-Lo nude scenes first, and then get to the rest of the film. : :and will Jay & Silent Bob (the real heros and the real reason why people see your films) make a cameo appearance? : Of course they will! In fact, the movie is based around them. I just titled it "Jersey Girl" to throw people off. The real title of the film is "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back . . . . Again!", with ellipses, exclamation point, and all! : : About "Clerks", I love the movie, but I feel that "Clerks" would be MUCH better with a Dolby Digital 5.1 soundtrack and the whole film colorized. : Of course, good buddy! Just for you, I'm redoing the whole DVD with Dolby Digital 5.1 and spending hundreds of thousands of dolors to digitally color the entire film! Am I good to my fans or what? : :No, I am not on crack. : Really? I am. : :And it would be cool if we could see "The Flying Car" short on it as well. : Since we're such close friends and all, I'll definitely put it on there for you! In fact, I'll redo the sound so that when it's played backwards, a subliminal message is played telling people to bow down and worship you and you two-inch penis. : : Thank you for making pure entertainment R-Rated style and I hope to see more. : You'll definitely see more R-Rated entertainment from me, despite the fact that "Jersey Girl" will be PG-13, "Clerks: Sell Out" will most likely be the same, and I highly doubt anyone would go see "Fletch Won" if it wasn't at most PG. : Thanks for your post, pal. I sure learned a lot! : ********************* : ************** : ******* : ***

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