Posted by Glen at inktomi2-oxf.server.ntl.com on June 03, 2002 at 19:54:34:
In Reply to: Poll-tacular POLLS! Everywhere, Polls Polls Polls! posted by Isis on June 03, 2002 at 14:41:25:
: Since everyone is into the polls lately, I figured, let's do one that actually relates to the topic of view askew and this board and all that happy jazz. Okay?
: 1. Who's your favorite red poster BESIDES Kevin, and why?
Lynch. Although I thought he was better when he ripped people in two. Now he's playing it cool because he has shit to sell.
: 2. Who's your favorite non-red and why?
Totally you. You make me think. And it hurts, but in that good way:)
: 3. Best board scandal/fight/hoop-la of all time?
The most interesting thing is the Kevin and Olaf thing which I knew nothing about until you told me at Vulgarthon. I must've completely missed it and then it was never mentioned. Only heard about it once since then. Anyone wanna fill me in on details? Perhaps like which song is his in JaSBSB?
: 4. Best quote from this board, of all time?
When someone read in the summaries about people being let into the Chasing Amy gala by recognition of board names, someone asked if the same thing would be expected to happen should there be a JaSBSB gala and Lynch wrote an amusing script (that my friend entitled FUCK SMALLS) where Kevin, Jay, Mosier and Vinny are sitting in a bath tub discussing that subject and Lynch is serving them cocktails. So yeah, all that.
: 5. If you could cast a movie based upon the VA board (including reds), using any of the actors on the scene today, who would be played by whom? Ignore physical resemblance, focus on personality.
Jesus, you're really fuckin' makin' me think now... Um... Really can't be bothered. It's too late. Sorry.
: 6. You're writing Jersey Girl. Give us a synopsis of the plot.
Ben Affleck totally plays some NJ/NY working class kinda dude who's totally not looking for a relationship but then he meets Jennifer Lopez and her kid and totally digs being a Dad to the 6 year old who's real Daddy is a (formerly) foul mouthed drunkard who beats J-Lo. That'd be the plot. That's my guess anyway...
: 7. What actor/tress, who's never been in a VA movie, would you like to see in one?
Bill Murray.
: 8. Kevin wins an Oscar for Jersey Girl. Write his acceptance speech.
Well, I'd like to thank *INSERT LOADS OF PEOPLE HERE* and also myself, because a couple of guys I know forgot before...
: 9. What character from a VA movie is the sexiest? The most annoying? The most like you?
Sexiest is Joey in Amy.
Most annoying is probably Shannon Hamilton. Affleck is such a meanie in that role.
Most like me is totally Brodie. 'Least, that's what my friends say (YAY!)
: 10. Where will Jay & Bob (the characters) be in ten years?
Nowhere. They're fictional characters. Fic-tion-al char-ac-ters.
: Hup to it.
Sure thing, bub.
Done and done.
Glen