SATAN'S ANSWERS

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: : 1. -Name as it appears on your birth certificate: : Bealzebub : : 2. -Your age: : Thousands and Thousands : : 3. -Nicknames: : Satan, Lucifer, The Devil, Prince of Darkness, etc... : : 4. -Parents? names: : None that I know of : : 5. -Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake? : My home is one forever burning candle! : : 6. -Height? : Taller than all of you human beings on one another's shoulders. : : 7. -Weight that you tell people or is on your drivers license: : Heavier than the planet, yet lighter than a feather. : : 8. -Weight that you really are: : Refer to 7 : : 9. -Hair color: : Black or whatever color I choose to project that day. : : 10. -Natural hair color: : Refer to 9 : : 11. -How much do you love your job (1-10)? : Damning souls to an eternity of hell...hmmm...10 : : 12. -Your ideal job would be? : Police officer(that's no different than what I do now, heh heh) : : 13. -Been in love before? : Once to a fiery woman who came to my home to attempt to sell her soul, her name was Hillary Clinton. : : 14. -Loved somebody so much it made you cry? : SATAN NEVER CRIES YOU GOT THAT????!!!! : : 15. -In relationships, are you usually the dumper or dumpee? : I Lucifer condemn thee Oi-Not-So-Punk to an eternity rotting in the darkest recesses of hell! : : 16. -If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be? : I would eat out(heh heh...get it) : : 17. -Homemade or convenience food? : I only eat the simmering flesh of the damned. : : 18. -Active or couch potato? : I have a lot to do damning souls to an eternity of unrest. : : 19. -Your favorite thing to wear: : Your skin, once I've peeled it off of you. : : 20. -What do your clothes say about you? : That I hate all life and everything about it. : : 21. -Where do you see yourself in 10 years? : I know where I see you...In a pit I already put your name on. : : 22. -What you do most when you are bored: : Stab people in the ass with my pitch fork : : 23. -What words or phrases do you overuse? : Damn : : 24. -Most annoying thing? : God, Jesus...anything about the "other" side. : : 25. -Best thing: : Damning people : : 26. -Your creative outlet: : Damning people : : 27. -What you spent the last $500 of discretionary money on? : A hooker...I mean damning people. : : 28. -Were you satisfied with those purchases? : No, she wouldn't do anal...I mean yeah, I damned them good. : : 29. -Do you like how your house is decorated? If not, how do you wish your house were decorated? : Yes, I love the fiery pits of hell in the summer. : : 30. -Are you living a double life? : Oh yes. : : 31. -Your life partner would describe you as? : The Butt Fucking Brady Bunch : : 32. -Your friends would describe you as? : The Butt Fucking Brady Bunch : : 33. -Your enemies would describe you as? : The Butt Fucking Brady Bunch : : 34. -Five adjectives that describe you are: : Big, Bad, Motherfucker, Sum'bitch, Asshole : : 35. -Five adjectives that you wish described you: : none : : 36. -What do you really crave that you try to satiate with food, work, drink, drugs, or sex? : WEED...it is plentiful in Hell : : 37. -Why is your best friend your best friend? : Cause he kills people...thanks Osama. : : 38. -Why is your enemy your enemy? : Cause he doesn't...fucking God : : 39. -In your heart of hearts, are you genuinely happy and content? If not, what would it take to make you happy and content? : For this fucking quiz to end. : : 40. -If you were to die today, what legacy would you leave behind? : That I ruled hell better than anyone.

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