Posted by Kev.Hoffman!!! at 1cust85.tnt1.random-lake.wi.da.uu.net on June 03, 2002 at 17:38:05:
In Reply to: the MAMMA JAMMA of ALL POLLS! yeah posted by Oi-not so Punk on June 03, 2002 at 17:19:57:
: 1. -Name as it appears on your birth certificate: KEVI ALAN HOFFMAN
: 2. -Your age: 22
: 3. -Nicknames: KEV
: 4. -Parents’ names: Ann & Mark
: 5. -Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake? ummm you do the math...
: 6. -Height? 5'8''
: 7. -Weight that you tell people or is on your drivers license: 169 (real)
: 8. -Weight that you really are: 169
: 9. -Hair color: brown
: 10. -Natural hair color: brown
: 11. -How much do you love your job (1-10)? 5
: 12. -Your ideal job would be: director/writer of movies
: 13. -Been in love before? yes
: 14. -Loved somebody so much it made you cry? ummm...if she would have dumped me
: 15. -In relationships, are you usually the dumper or dumpee? dumper
: 16. -If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be? my moms homemade macaroni & cheese
: 17. -Homemade or convenience food? homemade
: 18. -Active or couch potato? both
: 19. -Your favorite thing to wear: nothing
: 20. -What do your clothes say about you? that i shop at goodwill (kidding!! idk)
: 21. -Where do you see yourself in 10 years? i cant see the future.
: 22. -What you do most when you are bored: laugh on good days...complet dumb polls on other days
: 23. -What words or phrases do you overuse? shit, fuck, dammit, cock, blowjob, handjob, bad job, oddjob, and pussy
: 24. -Most annoying thing? hmmmmm...rats (i cant stand looking at them..
: 25. -Best thing: love
: 26. -Your creative outlet: movies
: 27. -What you spent the last $500 of discretionary money on: sex
: 28. -Were you satisfied with those purchases? what do you think!! ;)
: 29. -Do you like how your house is decorated? If not, how do you wish your house were decorated? yes i like it.
: 30. -Are you living a double life? shamefully no. it seems like the "in" thing though!!
: 31. -Your life partner would describe you as… caring, and good looking (the key combo!!)
: 32. -Your friends would describe you as…odd
: 33. -Your enemies would describe you as…a piece of shit
: 34. -Five adjectives that describe you are: charming, smart, attractive in that weird sort of way, un belevieably crazy, and pretty turned on by my girfriend...
: 35. -Five adjectives that you wish described you: the opposite of everthing above...(except for my look)
: 36. -What do you really crave that you try to satiate with food, work, drink, drugs, or sex? all of the above
: 37. -Why is your best friend your best friend? we can talk for hrs.
: 38. -Why is your enemy your enemy? we cant talk at all.
: 39. -In your heart of hearts, are you genuinely happy and content? If not, what would it take to make you happy and content? yes
: 40. -If you were to die today, what legacy would you leave behind? i once saw a guy swallow a prezel whole!!!