Now, to stroke my own poll...

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: : 1. Who's your favorite red poster BESIDES Kevin, and why? : I like Lynch because he keeps it controversial. He's like the Eminem of red posting. : : 2. Who's your favorite non-red and why? : Who can decide, I like all of you cats. Some favorites include sean, Neil, miss d, the long-lost Dobbin, but still...you all please me. In a dirty kind of way. : : 3. Best board scandal/fight/hoop-la of all time? : I really liked the Berserker one, you know "I did a bad Russian accent and all I got was my face on this lousy t-shirt". That guy is such a shmoe. : : 4. Best quote from this board, of all time? : POJK's comment about "the hip cats from the web board" below is so self-contradictory that it earns a place on the list. : I have to think more about this one. Let me get back to you. : : 5. If you could cast a movie based upon the VA board (including reds), using any of the actors on the scene today, who would be played by whom? Ignore physical resemblance, focus on personality. : Vincent -- Edward Norton : Lynch -- cross between Eddie Izzard and Donal Logue : Ming -- Brad Pitt : Malcolm -- Tom Green : Bryan Johnson -- Vincent D'Onofrio : Choo Choo Andee -- Mike Myers : Hov -- Patrick Fugit : SexyJ -- Jennifer Love Hewitt : sean -- Tobey Maguire : POJK -- Devon Sawa (oh yeah!) : Len -- Vin Diesel (that's right, I made you XXX) : Smalls -- Philip Seymour Hoffman : Neil -- Sir Anthony Hopkins : DRD #37 -- Skeet Ulrich (the poor man's Tom Cruise, ha!) : I would do more, but this IS hard. Sorry. : : 6. You're writing Jersey Girl. Give us a synopsis of the plot. : Girl grows up in Jersey, has baby as a single teen mother, then moves out to the country to throw a three-day musical festival with all the greatest acts of the day. Okay it's been done, but come on, that's how every good movie should end. There should also be a bit where Natalie Portman gets her top ripped off. : : 7. What actor/tress, who's never been in a VA movie, would you like to see in one? : I'll pick one of each gender -- Judi Dench and Robin Williams. : : 8. Kevin wins an Oscar for Jersey Girl. Write his acceptance speech. : "SWEET VENGEANCE IS MINE!" *pulls out Uzi and blasts the auditorium away* : : 9. What character from a VA movie is the sexiest? The most annoying? The most like you? : Sexiest -- Hooper X. Most annoying? Counting only the character, not the portrayal, Banky. Most like me? Ummm...Alyssa, I guess. : : 10. Where will Jay & Bob (the characters) be in ten years? : They will have bankrolled their movie profits, purchased a comic store, and capitalized on action figures and other merchandising made in their likeness. They'll have a house on the Shore and a million bucks in the bank. They'll have a new bong and neither one of them will have girlfriends. They'll be lovers but won't talk about it in the daytime. : And I'm spent.

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