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Posted by Raikus at cas02.mkethn01.fl.comcast.net on June 03, 2002 at 15:11:05:

In Reply to: Poll-tacular POLLS! Everywhere, Polls Polls Polls! posted by Isis on June 03, 2002 at 14:41:25:

: 1. Who's your favorite red poster BESIDES Kevin, and why?

--If we're talking me just being a fan, then Lee. But from conversations it would be Vincent.

: 2. Who's your favorite non-red and why?

--I don't have a favorite. I have a group of people that I like, but no one is above anyone else. I >sniffsniff< equally.

: 3. Best board scandal/fight/hoop-la of all time?

--The Rainy Days shite was pretty laughable and it fired up some people. But I'm going with the Mewes warrant and the aftermath, and the aftermath, and still being in the aftermath...

: 4. Best quote from this board, of all time?

--God, you're asking for one? Well, I laughed at POJK's thread to artificially inseminate DRD today. I don't think I have one that is THE best quote. Just a lot that are really good. How do I know that they are good? They make my pants tight. Tee hee.

: 5. If you could cast a movie based upon the VA board (including reds), using any of the actors on the scene today, who would be played by whom? Ignore physical resemblance, focus on personality.

--Kevin: Peter Jackson (because they look JUST alike!)
Lynch: Denis Leary
Ming: Charles Middleton (God, no one is going to get that)

: 6. You're writing Jersey Girl. Give us a synopsis of the plot.

--Ben Affleck falls in love with Jennifer Lopez and unknown child talent after getting run out of a night club by a gun-weilding wannabe rapper. Be sure to catch the end when Affleck and Lopez duet in "When I Fall in Love." Affleck's first song since "I'm Leaving (On a Jet Plane)".

: 7. What actor/tress, who's never been in a VA movie, would you like to see in one?

--Jack Muthafuckin' Black

: 8. Kevin wins an Oscar for Jersey Girl. Write his acceptance speech.

--"Well folks, I hope they gave you squeegees in your gift boxes because your going to need them to clean the flying pig's shit off of your windshields."

: 9. What character from a VA movie is the sexiest? The most annoying? The most like you?

--Sexiest: Either Shannon Elizabeth or Eliza Dursku (sp?)
Annoying: The Hicks clan
Like Me: Banky's sarcasm with T.S.'s good nature.

: 10. Where will Jay & Bob (the characters) be in ten years?

--Set up like fat cats in NJ (after winning the auction of Jason Williams mansion from the state)

: Hup to it.

--Same to you.

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So, Affleck and JLO will be chased out by Eminem?* Halman 15:14:54 6/03/02 (3)
- Actually I had another wannabe in mind... Raikus 15:17:57 6/03/02 (2)
  - He's no Will Smith, that's for sure... Pimped-Out-Jedi-Knight 15:24:43 6/03/02 (0)
  - What's wrong with Mace he's a preacher now... Halman 15:20:40 6/03/02 (0)

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: : 1. Who's your favorite red poster BESIDES Kevin, and why? : --If we're talking me just being a fan, then Lee. But from conversations it would be Vincent. : : 2. Who's your favorite non-red and why? : --I don't have a favorite. I have a group of people that I like, but no one is above anyone else. I >sniffsniff< equally. : : 3. Best board scandal/fight/hoop-la of all time? : --The Rainy Days shite was pretty laughable and it fired up some people. But I'm going with the Mewes warrant and the aftermath, and the aftermath, and still being in the aftermath... : : 4. Best quote from this board, of all time? : --God, you're asking for one? Well, I laughed at POJK's thread to artificially inseminate DRD today. I don't think I have one that is THE best quote. Just a lot that are really good. How do I know that they are good? They make my pants tight. Tee hee. : : 5. If you could cast a movie based upon the VA board (including reds), using any of the actors on the scene today, who would be played by whom? Ignore physical resemblance, focus on personality. : --Kevin: Peter Jackson (because they look JUST alike!) : Lynch: Denis Leary : Ming: Charles Middleton (God, no one is going to get that) : : 6. You're writing Jersey Girl. Give us a synopsis of the plot. : --Ben Affleck falls in love with Jennifer Lopez and unknown child talent after getting run out of a night club by a gun-weilding wannabe rapper. Be sure to catch the end when Affleck and Lopez duet in "When I Fall in Love." Affleck's first song since "I'm Leaving (On a Jet Plane)". : : 7. What actor/tress, who's never been in a VA movie, would you like to see in one? : --Jack Muthafuckin' Black : : 8. Kevin wins an Oscar for Jersey Girl. Write his acceptance speech. : --"Well folks, I hope they gave you squeegees in your gift boxes because your going to need them to clean the flying pig's shit off of your windshields." : : 9. What character from a VA movie is the sexiest? The most annoying? The most like you? : --Sexiest: Either Shannon Elizabeth or Eliza Dursku (sp?) : Annoying: The Hicks clan : Like Me: Banky's sarcasm with T.S.'s good nature. : : 10. Where will Jay & Bob (the characters) be in ten years? : --Set up like fat cats in NJ (after winning the auction of Jason Williams mansion from the state) : : Hup to it. : --Same to you.

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