Posted by Pimped-Out-Jedi-Knight at webcacheb08a.cache.pol.co.uk on June 03, 2002 at 15:06:05:
In Reply to: who is hell is yule brenner? nt posted by Hov on June 03, 2002 at 14:59:03:
...but not close enough in my spelling - I meant Yul Brynner - he's the bald guy who played the electronic cowboy in 'Westworld'. I just see him as The Hov (if The Hov was an electronic cowboy and the receding hair-line got out of control.
: : : Since everyone is into the polls lately, I figured, let's do one that actually relates to the topic of view askew and this board and all that happy jazz. Okay? -- I suppose...
: : : 1. Who's your favorite red poster BESIDES Kevin, and why? -- Um, Malcolm, I suppose. He's bags of fun and he's not scared to say that he liked AOTC.
: : : 2. Who's your favorite non-red and why? -- Skeeballpete, because he idolises me. Who wouldn't like that?
: : : 3. Best board scandal/fight/hoop-la of all time? -- Lynch/Andeee vs. Stormin'.
: : : 4. Best quote from this board, of all time? -- Oh, I dunno.
: : : 5. If you could cast a movie based upon the VA board (including reds), using any of the actors on the scene today, who would be played by whom? Ignore physical resemblance, focus on personality. -- Oh, this is too hard... I think Steve Buscemi would be cool as me though - I can totally see him using some of my vicious put-downs on Hov (played by Yule Brenner) and poolboy (played by Dan Akroyd).
: : : 6. You're writing Jersey Girl. Give us a synopsis of the plot. -- Affleck meets Lopez w/ her daughter. Fall in love. That takes about half an hour. George Carlin makes jokes for last hour or so. While Mewes rides bumper cars in background.
: : : 7. What actor/tress, who's never been in a VA movie, would you like to see in one? -- Bill Murray.
: : : 8. Kevin wins an Oscar for Jersey Girl. Write his acceptance speech. -- A ten-minute rant on how Mallrats was GOOD, damn it, and how he's shown all those movie-critic fucks now. Oh, and he's gotta thank 'the hip cats from the web-board' as well.
: : : 9. What character from a VA movie is the sexiest? The most annoying? The most like you? - Sexiest - Brandi Svenning. Most Annoying - Bethany (she rolls her eyes too much for my liking). Most Like Me - Um... Randal. Maybe.
: : : 10. Where will Jay & Bob (the characters) be in ten years? -- A statue and a number of roads in Red Bank, once they're finally recognized for the heroes they are.
: : : Hup to it.