Posted by Paxwi Ridel (aka DRD #37) at user-37kad1v.dialup.mindspring.com on June 03, 2002 at 14:56:29:
In Reply to: Poll-tacular POLLS! Everywhere, Polls Polls Polls! posted by Isis on June 03, 2002 at 14:41:25:
: 1. Who's your favorite red poster BESIDES Kevin, and why?
Jason Lee 'cause he has a purdy mouf.
: 2. Who's your favorite non-red and why?
SexyJ 'cause she has a crush on me.
: 3. Best board scandal/fight/hoop-la of all time?
I kinda liked the racism thing, mainly because I wrote a well thought-out post that got much praise.
: 4. Best quote from this board, of all time?
Too many to choose from.
: 5. If you could cast a movie based upon the VA board (including reds), using any of the actors on the scene today, who would be played by whom? Ignore physical resemblance, focus on personality.
Kevin - Santa Claus (personality AND they're overweight - he's a double threat guy)
Lynch - Janet Reno (both are harsh motherfuckers)
Jason Lee - Jason Lee (nobody could ever take his place)
Hov - Any random ten-year-old you pick up off the street
POJK - Brian Lynch (both are kings of sarcasm)
SexyJ - Whatever beautiful actress who's willing to get naked on-screen
DRD #37 - Tom Cruise (hey, a guy can dream, can't he?)
brodiebruce_405 - MacCaulie (sp?) Culkin
Isis - Again, whatever beautiful actress who's willing to get naked on-screen
: 6. You're writing Jersey Girl. Give us a synopsis of the plot.
A young teen-age boy is in love with a close female friend, who lives a wild life of sex, drugs, and rock & roll. He envisions her as kind and moral and proper, but becomes disillusioned when he learns of her less-than-favorable ways.
: 7. What actor/tress, who's never been in a VA movie, would you like to see in one?
Jean Reno ("The Professional") 'cause he's one of my favorite actors.
: 8. Kevin wins an Oscar for Jersey Girl. Write his acceptance speech.
"Thanks for this lovely trophy, despite the fact that the Academy Awards are fixed and they have a horrible taste in films. Actually, now that I think about it, I feel pitiful for having won an Oscar. Was 'Jersey Girl' really that bad? Jesus!"
: 9. What character from a VA movie is the sexiest?
Missy, Crissy, Sissy, Justice, Rene, and Brandi
The most annoying?
T.S. Quint
The most like you?
Dante
: 10. Where will Jay & Bob (the characters) be in ten years?
Smoking and dealing pot in front of Quick Stop, which they bought with some of the money from the "Bluntman and Chronic" movie.