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: The poll is too long (heh heh heh) but here's some selected remarks. : : 1. Who's your favorite red poster BESIDES Kevin, and why? : Lynch for the happy insult fests he delivers. Guy can do it without getting angry or bitter, quite an accomplishment. : : 2. Who's your favorite non-red and why? : Hm, well, you and Dobbin, Derrr. : : 3. Best board scandal/fight/hoop-la of all time? : To annoy Hawkboy I should say that one (g) but I think the Placenta Jones one was somewhat nastier. Although I think Borg should be remembered as the biggest ass of all time on this board. His asininity forced the current registration system - previously you just put in your name and email. : : 5. If you could cast a movie based upon the VA board (including reds), using any of the actors on the scene today, who would be played by whom? Ignore physical resemblance, focus on personality. : Gah. Too much work. : : 6. You're writing Jersey Girl. Give us a synopsis of the plot. : Holden and Alyssa married with two children, eight years later. Banky helping babysit. The accomodations each must make. Also they run a successful indie comic company. Like you didn't expect THAT one from me. : : 8. Kevin wins an Oscar for Jersey Girl. Write his acceptance speech. : Anything that leaves out Ben Affleck and Matt Damon but thanks everyone else in his life. : : 9. What character from a VA movie is the sexiest? The most annoying? The most like you? : Sexiest - Veronica for sheer confidence. : Most Annoying - Caitlin Bree. I think I went to school with a few dozen of her. : Most like me - except for the chomping, probably Hooper. Strong facade, more underneath he doesn't want to reveal. I mean, after 10 years of Karate I _do_ walk around able to flatten most people - and generally don't want to talk about it. : : : 10. Where will Jay & Bob (the characters) be in ten years? : The characters will never age, never die, and always be Jersey. : John

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