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Posted by SilverLurker at 63.149.237.120 on June 03, 2002 at 14:49:58:

In Reply to: Poll-tacular POLLS! Everywhere, Polls Polls Polls! posted by Isis on June 03, 2002 at 14:41:25:

: 1. Who's your favorite red poster BESIDES Kevin, and why?

Vincent. His knowledge of films and film making just scares the hell out of me.

: 2. Who's your favorite non-red and why?

gramp, because he's there.

: 3. Best board scandal/fight/hoop-la of all time?

All time? Geez? How about the first time Lynch ever started posting under Hoober? The whole Other Board debacle was kind of memorable.

: 4. Best quote from this board, of all time?

"And there shall be a flood of newcomers to the holy land... and they shall be referred to as Noobies"

: 5. If you could cast a movie based upon the VA board (including reds), using any of the actors on the scene today, who would be played by whom? Ignore physical resemblance, focus on personality.

Beats the crap out of me.

: 6. You're writing Jersey Girl. Give us a synopsis of the plot.

Jennifer Lopez is forced to have lots of on screen nude scenes with ME as I am now officially cast in the lead. There's some nonsense about a kid thrown in for chuckles between all the nude scenes.

: 7. What actor/tress, who's never been in a VA movie, would you like to see in one?

The Olsen Twins

: 8. Kevin wins an Oscar for Jersey Girl. Write his acceptance speech.

"How the fuck did this happen? Did the Academy all just drop acid at the exact same moment? I'll tell you, Harvey Weinstein himself doesn't have the kind of money to buy all your votes so I'm just at a loss. Thank you to God, Jenn, Harley, and everyone else. I have to go sit down now."

: 9. What character from a VA movie is the sexiest? The most annoying? The most like you?

Sexiest: Claire Forlani doing the Clark Kent/Superman thing in the cut footage.

Most Annoying: Linda Fiorentino's entire acting job in Dogma.

Most Like Me: Shit, I really want it to be Randal but I think I'm a definite Dante.

: 10. Where will Jay & Bob (the characters) be in ten years?

Outside of the Quick Stop. 'nuff said.

: Hup to it.

How high?

-WW

Dave's Signing premiere's June 7th at HotCasts!

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: : 1. Who's your favorite red poster BESIDES Kevin, and why? : Vincent. His knowledge of films and film making just scares the hell out of me. : : 2. Who's your favorite non-red and why? : gramp, because he's there. : : 3. Best board scandal/fight/hoop-la of all time? : All time? Geez? How about the first time Lynch ever started posting under Hoober? The whole Other Board debacle was kind of memorable. : : 4. Best quote from this board, of all time? : "And there shall be a flood of newcomers to the holy land... and they shall be referred to as Noobies" : : 5. If you could cast a movie based upon the VA board (including reds), using any of the actors on the scene today, who would be played by whom? Ignore physical resemblance, focus on personality. : Beats the crap out of me. : : 6. You're writing Jersey Girl. Give us a synopsis of the plot. : Jennifer Lopez is forced to have lots of on screen nude scenes with ME as I am now officially cast in the lead. There's some nonsense about a kid thrown in for chuckles between all the nude scenes. : : 7. What actor/tress, who's never been in a VA movie, would you like to see in one? : The Olsen Twins : : 8. Kevin wins an Oscar for Jersey Girl. Write his acceptance speech. : "How the fuck did this happen? Did the Academy all just drop acid at the exact same moment? I'll tell you, Harvey Weinstein himself doesn't have the kind of money to buy all your votes so I'm just at a loss. Thank you to God, Jenn, Harley, and everyone else. I have to go sit down now." : : 9. What character from a VA movie is the sexiest? The most annoying? The most like you? : Sexiest: Claire Forlani doing the Clark Kent/Superman thing in the cut footage. : Most Annoying: Linda Fiorentino's entire acting job in Dogma. : Most Like Me: Shit, I really want it to be Randal but I think I'm a definite Dante. : : 10. Where will Jay & Bob (the characters) be in ten years? : Outside of the Quick Stop. 'nuff said. : : Hup to it. : How high? : -WW

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