Posted by LoneGeek at ppp609.tc-1.alb-pt.ny.localnet.com on June 03, 2002 at 14:42:47:
Every week I click to the Auctions Askew with great anticipation. Sure, the swag is sweet, but it's Amy we all seek. I have but one request. Please smile. In at least one photo.
That loving grin that you bestow upon Silent Baby Bob in J&SBSB truly melts my heart every time I see it. I can't imagine how beautiful you would be if you actually busted out a hearty smile.
Please do it, even once, for me. I'd rather see you dressed in your Grandma's jammies and smiling, than naked and frowning.