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: : Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....two or three interesting posts and et all I see as I glance down the board is bullshit about STAR WARS or Spidey. Cannot we progress forward? Ok, well to excite you all, here is a neat back n forth between me and Fred "Robocop 3" Dekker; : : brodiebruce405: Mr. Dekker? : : brodiebruce405: Where'd you go yesterday? Me and Glen thought we'd pissed you off--or that you hated Always or something : : FCDekker: It was a fine film! Any motion picture that includes dancing with cats is okay in my book. : : brodiebruce405: hee : : brodiebruce405: I thought it mighty funny : : brodiebruce405: glen's written Always 2 (Bad idea I said) but it's quite funny. elabourate comes to mind : : FCDekker: Although I thought you were Brits. The actor seemed as American as apple pie. : : brodiebruce405: all I know is that James (the boy's name) can do what was SUPPOSED to be a BAD american accent, and he did this good one. I put on an American accent for the Always audio commentery (40 secs long, ask Glen about it-not worth the download) : : FCDekker: Jesus, a commentary track for a film that barely starts before it's over? : : FCDekker: You guys have too much time on your hands. : : brodiebruce405: yup. That was the joke : : brodiebruce405: too much time? Only 40 secs long.... : : brodiebruce405: Did you see 'Chasing Amy'? : : FCDekker: Sadly, yes. : : brodiebruce405: You didn't like? I can understand you not liking the stupidity of Rats but Amy is a fine intelligent piece of ass....er, work. : : FCDekker: The acting still blows. : : brodiebruce405: really? : : brodiebruce405: I though Jason Lee was hysterical and Affeck is excellant. : : FCDekker: Jason was better than in Mall Rats... but it's not a real movie. The emotions are fake. : : FCDekker: It's juvenile. : : brodiebruce405: Fair point : : brodiebruce405: Clerks? : : FCDekker: The least pretentious, most successful Kevin film, in my opinion. : : brodiebruce405: You liked it, or didn't dislike it as much? : : FCDekker: I liked it. : : brodiebruce405: cool. I assume you didn't like Dogma or Strike Back. : : FCDekker: It didn't exceed its scope. : : brodiebruce405: which one? : : brodiebruce405 wants to directly connect. : : FCDekker's software does not support sending and receiving IM images. : : FCDekker: I actually liked Jay & Silent Bob... but only as a Hollywood fanboy. : : brodiebruce405: ah : : FCDekker: Didn't see Dogma. : : brodiebruce405: Dogma is good in a clerks kinda way. it's less 'deep' than Amy. : : FCDekker: He still feels like an amateur to me, although I like his values and his comic writing. : : brodiebruce405: His comics are good-Green Arrow especially. : : brodiebruce405: I just found out Toxie was in Clerks. : : FCDekker: Troma's Toxie? : : brodiebruce405: Yup : : FCDekker: NERD FANBOY! : : brodiebruce405: The guy who played him in Toxic Avenger 1, but didn't do the voice, is the guy leaning against the wall in Clerks-when Dante shouts 'Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot", Mitch Cohen (toxie) runs after Veronica and Dante says "Get back here!" Yes I ama nerd fanboy-I wrote a movie called Nerdz: The Musical : : FCDekker: Nerd unite! : : brodiebruce405: yup : : brodiebruce405: It was an actual musical, but it sucked. I was so proud I wrote lyrics for it. : : brodiebruce405: did you see Chud? : : FCDekker: My father-in-law produced it. : : FCDekker: But I haven't seen it. : : brodiebruce405: really? Cool. It's excellent. Just don't watch the terrible, unfortunatly titled CHUD 2: Bud the CHUD : : FCDekker: My father-in-law says the actors took over Part One. : : brodiebruce405: yeah, the odd thing of pt.1 is that it's a monster movie, but the real issue is what CHUD stands for and how they were made. : : FCDekker: Don't tell me... government conspiracy? : : brodiebruce405: haha : : brodiebruce405: Close : : brodiebruce405: CHUD stands early on for Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers, which was what it said on the poster. Later on we find out it means Containment Hazard Urban Disposal. : : brodiebruce405: Chuds have been on Simpsons twice : : FCDekker: What a cheat! : : brodiebruce405: yup : : brodiebruce405: Did you see Donnie Darko? That's the best horror movie in years : : FCDekker: Almost rented it today. : : FCDekker: But I had to watch another movie for an actor who's reading my script. : : brodiebruce405: Worth getting the DVD on rental-the commentary will explain it in detail, as no one gets it first time. To show it's 1980s roots, two characters go see Evil Dead : : brodiebruce405: Did you ever see any Troma movies? : : FCDekker: Nope. : : brodiebruce405: well, they're funny but the worst are unbearable. I recommend Toxic Avenger or Class og Nuke 'em high if you ever plan on getting drunk and watching a movie. : : brodiebruce405: They're movies have excellant staire : : brodiebruce405: satire : : FCDekker: You seem easily entertained. : : brodiebruce405: no way : : brodiebruce405: I hate alot of movies : : brodiebruce405: ones other say were great : : brodiebruce405: I liked Matrix, but all it was was Akira and manga made real life and worse : : FCDekker: The Matrix rocked, come on. : : brodiebruce405: and I hated Independance Day. Matrix was live action manga-always a bad idea. It was good, but not THAT good. : : brodiebruce405: did you see Cannibal the Musical? : : FCDekker: Granted, we'd seen it already in Tsui Hark films, etc. : : brodiebruce405: yup : : FCDekker: The South Park guys. No. : : brodiebruce405: I am no South Park fan, but their live action movies are good. Trey Parker writes well. : : FCDekker: You didn't like SP:The Movie? : : brodiebruce405: Oh the movie was great. But the show is a jaded gimmick. : : brodiebruce405: Orgazmo was funny and clever. Cannibal is catchy and memorable and their performances in BASEketball were good. : : FCDekker: The original Christmas short was the greatest, where Jesus battled Santa. : : brodiebruce405: yes, funny : : brodiebruce405: but the show's ready to die : : FCDekker: You're probably right. : : brodiebruce405: well, I usually am ;-) : : brodiebruce405: sorry : : brodiebruce405: But Cannibal is amazing. Worth a rental, if you can put up with fake beards and cheapness and appreciate the funny writing : : brodiebruce405: sorry, did you say you liked Romero? : : FCDekker: I think he's brilliant. : : brodiebruce405: me too. Have you seen Bruiser, his latest movie yet? I wanna see it. I mention Romero as James "Scooby Doo & Tromeo and Juliet" gunn is rewriting Dawn. : : FCDekker: Yeah, Bruiser was a little mannered for me. But I loved seeing Tom Atkins back in his detective mode! : : brodiebruce405: yeah! he always when Isee him acting is in that role. But he's so good at it. His role in Creeps was well written on your part. : : FCDekker: I thought he acted it superbly. : : FCDekker: One of my two favorite performances in my films. : : brodiebruce405: yes Had my laughing when he said 'Screaming like banshees" or "spanky & Alfalfa" : : brodiebruce405: What's the other one? : : FCDekker: "Thrill me." : : brodiebruce405: hee : : brodiebruce405: What was the other favourite performance? Was it Scary German Guy or Ryan Lambert's Rudy? : : FCDekker: John Castle in RoboCop 3. : : FCDekker: The bad guy. : : brodiebruce405: srry, is that the leader of the relocation squad? : : brodiebruce405: ah I see. : : FCDekker: The Brit, you twit. : : brodiebruce405: Rip Torn was good in his small role. : : FCDekker: heh heh : : FCDekker: Yeah, he was fun. : : brodiebruce405: and I thought you got CCH Pounder and Rip Torn in the same movie, which just makes for a good resume. Why did orion hold Robo 3 for 2 years? : : FCDekker: You forgot Jill Hennessy and Brad Whitford, both big TV stars now in the US. : : FCDekker: Orion went bankrupt. : : brodiebruce405: I don't know who those two are. I remember about Orion now. That's why ROTLD took so long to be rereleased. : : brodiebruce405: After Terminator came out, Orion went bankrupt. After T2, Carloco went bankrupt. Bad mojo. : : FCDekker: Brad is on The West Wing and Jill is the lead in another series, the name of which escapes me. : : brodiebruce405: Who is Brad in robo 3? a Rebel? : : FCDekker: He's the yuppie guy who kisses Rip's ass. : : brodiebruce405: ah. hee hee : : brodiebruce405: Would you say Kevin Smith is racist (Dogma aside)? : : FCDekker: Crossing Jordan is Jill's show. : : brodiebruce405: ah : : brodiebruce405: I have seen niether : : FCDekker: West Wing's the best show on US TV. : : FCDekker: Crossing Jordan... not so much. : : brodiebruce405: I watch it occasionally-WW that is. It's good. I only really watch old Simpsons and ER. : : FCDekker: I never thought of Kevin as a racist. : : brodiebruce405: good. There's this whole web board fiasco where this dick want attention by calling Kevin racist, : : FCDekker: I don't think of him much at alll, frankly. No offense. : : brodiebruce405: that's fine. opinons opinions. My favourite directors are Raimi, you, Lloyd Kaufman, O' Bannon and Jackson. : : brodiebruce405: No Smith there. : : FCDekker: I'm flattered. Too bad Dan hasn't made more films. : : brodiebruce405: Yes, it's perhaps because of his second movie, the Lovecrap one. : : brodiebruce405: Which was interferred with. : : FCDekker: What was it called? : : brodiebruce405: I'm sorry. Hold on. : : brodiebruce405: The resurrected : : brodiebruce405: http://us.imdb.com/Title?0105242 : : brodiebruce405: I liked Re-Animator and that is the only direct Lovecrap movie I like : : brodiebruce405: and In the Mouth Of Madness was a good 'homage' to him : : brodiebruce405: Gotta go, see you later 'praps. : : FCDekker: I have some friends who LOVE Lovecraft. : : brodiebruce405: many do : : brodiebruce405: TTFN : Fuck hole!

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