Posted by brodiebruce_405 at webcacheh01a.cache.pol.co.uk on June 04, 2002 at 06:36:00:
In Reply to: Joke of the day - Tuesday posted by Hov on June 04, 2002 at 06:33:16:
: A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with
: her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
: boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for
: the first time.
: Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a
: trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy
: for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
: condoms and sex.
: At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to
: buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack
: because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
: That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
: girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
: come on in!"
: The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
: parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
: A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
: 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
: Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
: and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
: The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
: pharmacist."