Posted by kevers22 at bgp468598bgs.rosele01.nj.comcast.net on May 28, 2002 at 22:09:12:
Happy news, folks!
I had a son born to me Monday morning at 9:08 am.
Jack, (for that's his name), weighs in at an impressive 8 lbs., 9oz.
Mother, Child, Big Sister, and Father are doing well, if but a tad tired. But, really, if you want to know the truth, Father was told to fuck off a few times during labor, but he realizes that it really wasn't about him today, and that he should be grateful that his head is still attached to his body.
Please continue to enjoy me on you TV sets, courtesy of those fine folks at the Slim-Fast corperation.
Best to all,
-Kevin