Posted by fuckin_shit at 24-205-66-11.glen-dyn.charterpipeline.net on May 02, 2002 at 19:38:45:
u know what i hate? when im taking a shit and lets say its a real big doody ball. and it hits the water and the water splashes up my ass hole. my invention would be a higher toilet! no more water up the crack! ill come back on the board when im a billionare. im also working on an idea to fix another toilet related issue. you know how when u take a crap usually u pee before or at the same time. well when that happens sometimes the piss comes out from that little open space between the seat and the lid. the piss goes all over my pants. this happend a lot to my jeans and pajamas. pretty embarising. so i wanna fix that. really happens a lot too when u have a hard on. yep thats anothe billion dollar invention
by the way i guess u could say this post was off topic.