Posted by TheMOONRAPER at cm-24-92-50-180.nycap.rr.com on May 04, 2002 at 16:49:30:
In Reply to: Please explain how I'm trying to be hip. posted by orwell on May 04, 2002 at 09:17:28:
But that's what so great about you. You don't just say, "I didn't like it". That would be boring and unoffensive, like all the rest of the sheep. You are so cool because you clearly indicate that not only did you not like the movie but that anyone who did like it must be a complete idiot. You give a negative review to the movie and anyone dumb enough to have liked it. Brilliant! I mean, given that you think this it a horrible movie, how can anyone be stupid enough to possibly enjoy it. You're the best!
: People are raving about it, I didn't like it, I said so.
: : : I'm sorry. Now that I look back on the bad dialogue, lame villian, and poor pacing, I realize it's THE BEST MOVIE EVER. I am converted, like Jesus before me.
: : Man, you're best. Your negativity is so hip and clever that I now hate this movie too and I haven't even seen it yet! You've dissed the movie is such a cool and literate way that I can tell, even without having met you, that you must be the hippest, smartest person in the whole world. You are like Jesus, only better!
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