Posted by PerfectIdiot23 at 188.8.131.52 on May 04, 2002 at 11:30:58:
His muscles are built on reps and steroids. His skin is tanned, his tattoos are brutal and he takes his shirt off at random. His sunglasses make him look infinetely cooler, and whenever he sees us coming he whips out his mobile phone so that everybody can overhear him faking his drug deals, in a fake aussie accent.
"I wants me farkin money by friday, alrights?"
If we can somehow figure out his mobile phone number, we can ring him up halfway through one of his fake deals and say.
"You'll gets ya farkin money on thursday, alrights?"
Respect the Porn Star.
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