Posted by ElfGirl at cache2.metalink.net on May 03, 2002 at 18:08:32:
Dear "Higher Powers That Be",
Should you refrain from casting Freddie Prinze, Jr. in every movie (I mean..making him blonde just to be "Fred" in feckin' Scooby Doo?? oops..that was nearly a tangent, sorry..) I promise to be a good girl and buy more than one movie ticket this season. Oh..and if it's not too much to ask, could you refrain from such terms as "the feel good movie of the blah blah blah" or "it'll set you on the edge of your seat"? I'm only at the edge of my seat any more if the soda I bought for 50 quid kicks in and I need the loo.
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