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Posted by GuinnessGuy(poolboy) at on April 26, 2002 at 09:57:22:

In Reply to: Whats up with Jason and his Bench warrent? posted by PlasticGoddess on April 26, 2002 at 09:51:21:

: Whats up with Jason? Heroin...really? Why doesnt he seek out professional help?

actually he stole 250 tons of Betty Crocker White Cake mix to make cupcakes for all of his fans and the stores had lots of issues with the amount of small children who were crushed because there was no more cake mix in the stores to make their own cupcakes to take to school and share with their classmates. The problem with it is that with no cupcakes the fat kids in the class couldn't make friends and you know what happens in schools today when kids go through puberty without friends.

So it really is a case of National Security...keep checking in with CNN for more details.

Lets just hope the President of the United States doesn't get involved.

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