Posted by BrianWebber at user-33qtpnb.dialup.mindspring.com on April 28, 2002 at 17:32:28:
In Reply to: Beware of the Lure of the toys... posted by pixies chick on April 28, 2002 at 17:26:35:
: I saw this press release, and I had to warn some people:
: "In specially marked boxes of participating Kellogg'sŪ products, consumers can receive even more fun Spidey stuff, such as four different collectible glow-in-the-dark stickers sets, temporary tattoos and a Spider-Man water squirter wristband. Fans will feel like a real hero with their own Spider-Man water squirter wristband, available for a limited time in 25 million specially marked Kellogg'sŪ products. The water squirter features a wristband and shoots a water stream up to five feet by squeezing on the web- shaped palm-held water reservoir, just like Spider-Man's web."
: WELL, IT MAY SOUND LIKE FUN, BUT AT WHAT COST!!!
: According to John Money, Dr. John Harvey Kellogg was ardently opposed to self-pleasuring, and urged parents to be wary of the signs their children were indulging in the secret vice.
: Kellogg was also concerned with dietary health, and urged people to eat more cereals & nuts, and less meat to reduce sexual desire.
: Thus were Kellogg's cornflakes invented "...as anti-masturbation food" (Money, 1986, p. 186).
: Sure, you can squirt water up to five feet with one of those things, but you can't squirt...
And these Kellog fucks are high on my list!
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