Posted by Pimped-Out-Jedi-Knight at webcacheb05a.cache.pol.co.uk on April 16, 2002 at 10:58:04:
In Reply to: nothing can be as bad as Get Carter.. posted by andysith on April 16, 2002 at 10:48:32:
...they're remaking The Italian Job. Although it's going to be set in LA, not Turin. Oh, and Michael Caine's going to have nothing to do with it. Oh, and it's not going to involve any Brits at all, so no "cheeky Cockneys". And they're changing the classic cliff-hanger ending. And I've heard that Mark "Planet Of The Apes" Wahlberg's going to star in it. It's like all of Hollywood's playing 'piss on Michael Caine's grave' (and I know he's not dead yet, but still...). Anyway, time for a haiku...
Mark Wahlberg should die
A Perfect Storm was rubbish
I eat his mother
(and if you're reading this Hov, no not that kind of 'eat' - not everyone has the same approach to OAP's as you ;-)
: remade with sly stallone surely...
: the finest gangster movie this sweet country of mine ever produced and it gets royally fucked over by hollywood..
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