Posted by unique at 20-128-237-24.anc-dial.gci.net on April 16, 2002 at 03:01:20:
just got this one, it's a doosey.
one sunday morning during service, a 2,000 member congregation was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and carrying sub-machine guns. one of the men proclaimed, "anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ remain where you are."
immediately, the choir fled, the deacons fled, and most of the congregation fled as well. out of the 2,000 there only remained around 20.
the man who had spoken took off his hood, looked at the preacher and said "okay Pastor, i got rid of all the hypocrites. now you may begin your service. have a nice day!" and the two men turned and walked out.
funny how someone can say "i believe in God" but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes" in God)
funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says.
funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.
what the fuck did i do to deserve this shit cluttering my e-mail??? is there a way to block useless preachy shit like this? please share if there is.
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