The brain: Ray Liotta theory

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Posted by phone monkey at on April 15, 2002 at 22:53:15:

In Reply to: Hannibal Q/Spoilers posted by MTW on April 15, 2002 at 20:58:22:

: Would you say Lecter looses his hand or not? I think he just chopped the chain in the middle, or smashed the lock mechanism. That's my opinion at least.

: : In Hannibal II which is inevitable,Hannibal is going to go on a Hollywood rampage. His first two meals will be Quentin Tarrantino and Harrison Ford,followed by a little Liv Tyler dessert. He will then poop all three out and they will come to life as the Noman from Dogma who will grab Lechter by his little psycho sack and drag him kicking and screaming back to hell with him.

Ray Liotta gets nabbed and turns states evidence in Goodfellas, gets a new identity, then gets into the FBI through his knowledge of the drug industry. Ray cosies up to Agent Starling, who reminds him of this hooker he saw in New York once...
Ray gets invited to dinner with Hannibal Lector and Agent Starling, becomes the appetizer (very hard to sautee fresh brains - they tend to fall apart, and bruise easily), loses a good portion of his frontal and prefrontal lobe, and according to psychobiologic theory, becomes impulsive, irrational, and overly emotional...
... which explains his recent guest appearances on Just Shoot Me.

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