Filling in some details....

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Posted by Hov at on April 15, 2002 at 20:54:33:

In Reply to: harrison ford theory posted by DRD #37 on April 15, 2002 at 20:45:01:

: In Star Wars he plays Han Solo, who is obviously into illegal stuff. In Indiana Jones he plays Indiana Jones, who I say is really named Henry Jones Jr., he lost in poker to a little Chinese kid, and it turns out the little prick was cheating. It could change his hair color to gray, aka President Marshall whose airplane is attacked by terrorists/Gary Oldman. I say all these characters are the same. Han Solo travelled to Earth on the Millenium Falcon, became Indiana Jones the archaelogist, and then came into presidency.

Somewheres in there as the President he decides he needs a six day and seven night vacation. Obviously to totally get away he needs an alias, so he gets one and almost sleeps with someone he considers an intern on the beach but changes his mind because he doesn't have a cigar...

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